Have you ever been trying on a dress and then couldn't get it completely unzipped and so you thought you would be able to go down over your hips or up over your head but because it's a slightly tight fitting dress for an hourglass figure it doesn't go either way and so you're determined to take it over your head and you're stuck in there and you're having like a little panic attack because you're getting claustrophobic and you're laughing out loud and saying things like " I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this freaking dress " "holy crap, I'm seriously stuck" " good thing I like you because I may be wearing you outta here" and then suddenly you hear people in the other dressing rooms starting to laugh and you wish that you had struggled in silence because you know that you're getting ready to have to swallow your pride and ask for help before you suffocate???? dresses for hourglass figure
Yeah....me neither.