(COLLECTION OF
HILARIOUS JOKES.... Old
but still funny... )
1. If your woman
catches you looking at ...
another woman, turn
to her and say
"sweetheart, I’m glad
you don’t dress like
that.”
2. Nigerian parents are
confused. They'll
beat their kids with the
intent of making them
cry and then start
beating them
again
to stop them from
crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say
You Are The
BEST
MAN In Her Life, Don't
Be Surprised To See
Yourself Standing
Beside Her Husband On
Her Wedding Day.
4. The downfall of A
Man is when he
Moves From BBM to 2go.
5. Guys always
complaining about girls
that are looking for
Richmen, you sef hustle
and be a rich man let
girls find you too.
6. Very soon mtn will be
Like Do you know
there are people in your
village that don't
want you to succeed?
Quickly text
"thunder fire them"to
33505.
7. if your boyfriend is
like 10 years older than
u, just stop calling him
baby. and
start calling him: Uncle
Bae, Brother Boo, Sir
Baby.
8. Those that use
spoon to eat Eba are
our major problem in
this country. Don't ask
me why.
9. It is only in Nigeria
that you'll see a
notice board say "man
wanted with 40 Years
experience, must be
aged 25
10. Being a good person
is like being a goal
keeper,no matter how
many goals u
Save...People will only
remember the
ones You missed.
11. India has never been
to the World Cup
because FIFA
won'tallow them sing
and
dance for 20 minutes
after every goal.
12. Girls please Your
boyfriend should
not be your source of
income everyday. Cos
it's only a relationship, UcenterDress hippie of the wedding
not a job opportunity.
13. someone will just
die with an Afro in
Nigeria movie and his
spirit will come
back with a low cut. So
Barbing saloon dey that
side?
14. Strangling your wife
for making
indomie as dinner is not
domestic violence, it is
self- defense
15. How Can You Chase
a GIRL for 4
Years. Is she your
University Degree?
16. New ways of
crossing roads in
Nigeria, check sideways
4 motors, & look up 4
plane- crash, & look
down 4 bomb, & look
back 4 kidnapp, and
now run zig~zig 2 dodge
bullets.